5 Elaborate Cocktails You Won't Believe Exist

by Katie Dillman

Over the past few years, craft cocktails have been sweeping the planet. Speakeasies are popping up all over the world, exploring the spirit-celebrating simplicity of classic drinks. But a new trend has also started to emerge in certain bars—a trend featuring extravagant libations that make you wonder:  

Are these drinks meant to please Instagram more than your palate?


Treasure Chest No. 1
#LiteralBoxOfBooze

Three Dots and a Dash in Chicago has the over-the-top tiki-aesthetic down pat. This boozy pirate's booty is served in a treasure chest and consists of a blend of Guatemalan rum and tropical juices, presented with a tableside bottle of Dom Perignon. Dry ice lining the chest allows it to spew a rather creepy Pirates-of-the-Carribean fog for you to enjoy with 6-8 friends. Cost: a trifling $385. How does it taste, you ask? Does anyone care? Of course not. You're drinking rum out of a treasure chest! Captain Jack Sparrow would be proud.

The White Cosmopolitan
#NotCarrieBradshawsCosmo

With a name like The White Cosmopolitan, you'd expect a drink as generic as they come. But not at Daniel in New York City. This $22 variation of the classic Cosmo is made with vodka, white cranberry juice, St. Germain, and an ice sphere containing a single frozen orchid. Is the flashy flora contributing to the flavor in any way? I doubt it, but it's certainly pretty.

Fast Money Comes at a Dangerous Price
#HowDoIDrinkThis

Artesian's surrealist menu is truly, well, surreal. Situated in London and inspired by the works of Salvador Dali, every item reimagines the idea of the cocktail so abstractly that I'm not even sure how you consume some of them. Fast Money Comes at a Dangerous Price is no exception, presented in a gold bento box filled with black pebbles and—Parmesan crisps? The blend of Johnnie Walker Gold, chamomile, vetiver, sandalwood and kombucha sounds intriguing, but I hope this drink comes with directions. This is also the only beverage on this list that is listed on the menu with its own hashtag, so there's that. (It's #FeelSurprised if you were wondering).

The Coconut
#Tikitastic

ZZ's Clam Bar in New York City loves to get weird with their offerings as evidenced by the fact that their chief bartender, Thomas Waugh (originally from Death and Co., hello!), likes conceptualizing his drinks starting with the vessel first. The Coconut is, of course, served in a coconut. But it's not just served in a coconut; it's served in a coconut atop a bed of banana leaves nestled in ice and with a smoldering stick of Sri Lankan cinnamon. What's in it? Trinidadian rum, coconut cream, and acacia honey. But does it matter when the bartender making is it donning a white tux and gold booty shorts?  Didn't think so.

The Rooibos
#MixologistOrChemist

The cocktails at The Aviary in Chicago are totally gorgeous and impossibly complicated, but this particular one requires its own special equipment. The drink is essentially a hot toddy for mad scientists and combines Rooibos tea with a blend of citrus peel and spices with gin, Luxardo liqueur, citric acid, and simple syrup in a vacuum pot. The device has two chambers with the spices on top and the liquids on the bottom. Prepared tableside, the vessel boils the liquid and is pulled into the upper chamber to infuse the drink. It's finished with a swirl of a cinnamon stick, assuming nothing explodes. Just kidding, I'm sure it's perfectly safe...


So, are these ridiculous drinks worth the price and the effort? Are they gimmicks, or are these methods truly resulting in incredible, memorable cocktails? It certainly seems to be working for some bars.

Perhaps less is no longer more and simplicity is no longer king?


About Katie

Katie Dillman is a Communications Coordinator with Premier Glow, an online retailer of glow products.  She enjoys working with businesses through copywriting to share ideas that connect with their audience.


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